Hey y'all. Tomorrow's Thanksgiving! Personally, I don't like to eat turkey. I prefer to eat rubber instead. See, I know it already SOUNDS scrumptious, but with my recipe, it's completely horrific. I know, horrific! That's what my second grandpa twice removed said it was. I figure that means great, because my parents told me later that night that his dying words were "rubber turkey..." Well, here's my recipe. First you take a good chunk of rubber, preferrably off the bottom of your shoes. Warning, do not use new shoes. It kills the musky taste of it all. So you take the rubber, and attempt to mold it into what looks like a turkey. I never really succeed at that, but I did end up making it look like George Bush. So from there, you sprinkle just a tad of orange juice over it. Then you sprinkle wood with some pepper and cumin, and wrap the rubber around the wood. Finally, you take some cinnamon and sugar, grind it with some plastic, and 6 sticks of butter, and smear the mixture over the top. It's a sure holiday favorite.

So guess what? I have guests over for dinner. My third grandcousin is dropping by. (He lives in Bosnia, so it's not too long of a drive for him..maybe an hour and a half?) Also.. the hobo is coming over!!! He's actually Asian. I didn't notice it under all that glamorous make-up he was wearing. (some brand called filth?) His name is "Rob Yu". *sigh* Rob Yu..so sweet. He says that he'll be sure to bring some mah-n-oo-r to the party. I think that's some kind of an Australian thing, cause we all know that Asian people come from Australia. Wow. I just can't stop talking about him. I think..I think that I may just be an infidel. Yup. Rob called me that. *sigh*

Enough about Rob! By the way, he wrote me the sweetest letter. It's titled "Chicago Tribune". He says it took him no time at all to steal. (I think steal=write..weird Asian lingo?) He's being modest. I'll put up the letter if you guys request it. ANYWAY, I'm inviting all of you to come to my house for the party. We'll gather, then we'll drink vodka, then we'll ride around in some shiny cars that make loud noise. They have drivers called "po-leese". THEN we'll have my world-infamous rubber turkey!! Hope y'all can come. Here's the address:

847 N.E.S.W Cloggedartery 2^10 Ct.

Berlin, Uganda 1924

Take four lefts and you'll be there.

Wow...you have to be kidding me. But hi! I was walking down the street yesterday, and this HUGE purple ice cream truck pounced on me. It was insane. Anyways, I just politely picked it off me, and told it that I was not interested in buying illegal drug-flavored ice cream bars. It started to hassle me. Man, I was mad. I was about to pull out my quick-as-a-fox tai chi moves. Luckily, (luckily for the ice cream truck that is) it decided to hassle a nearby senior citizen instead. Oddly enough, Grandma Sally decided to buy some ice cream bars...interesting. Then I realized that I didn't know which street I was even walking on. I ran to the end of the street and looked at the sign, but it came out as 2^10.  I quickly computed the expression in my head. It came to me quite suddenly that 1024 was today's date. So I looked at my watch. Then it came to me quite suddenly that today's date was not 1024. What a spectacularly spiffy quandry of a day...

 At least I saw a cute hobo today. His voice was singing to me. I know that he felt the connection too. "Newspapers, newspapers!"  How romantic.

Hey All! I got a new xanga because SOME PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT BE NAMED ::cough:: LISA AND MICHELLE ::cough:: changed my password to my old one. so anyways, feel free to give this to whoever you want, even though no one comes to my site anyways. Things going, on. My parents are going to DC tomorrow until Sunday. Basically I'm staying at Elsa's and my Uncles. DVC is on friday! AND I have a horse show on Sunday, this show is actually really important to me, even though I'm not jumping and its just a schooling show. Stress is DEFINATELY taking over my life, so much to do so little time and energy to do so. There is so much I want to accomplish in this next year, that I don't know if I'll be able to do it. Well I'm tired, cubs are losing at this point, I'll write more later!

~Katie